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Funny Grammar Definition - Unisex T-Shirt

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$21.00 USD
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Funny Grammar Definition - Unisex T-Shirt

$21.00 USD

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This is the t-shirt equivalent of a raised eyebrow.

Clean, text-only, and unapologetically precise, the design presents a dictionary-style definition that does not care about your feelings:
“Grammar (n): The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
No graphics. No distractions. Just a perfectly constructed sentence doing exactly what grammar exists to do—make meaning unmistakable.

It’s printed on a soft, lightweight tee that’s comfortable enough for everyday wear and sharp enough to feel intentional. The fit is classic, the fabric is smooth, and the construction is built to last—because if you’re going to wear a grammar joke, it shouldn’t fall apart in the wash like a bad argument.

Whether you’re wearing it to work, out with friends, or while silently judging apostrophe abuse in the wild, this shirt gets the point across without raising its voice. Grammar never has to shout. It just has to be right.

The nerdy details (because of course):
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Wear it responsibly. Correct others silently.

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