Linux: My computer can beat up your computer - Women’s Relaxed V-Neck T-shirt
Solid Black Blend / S
$34.00 USD
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This V-neck tee keeps the message loud and clear. Featuring our battle-ready penguin squaring up against a visibly distressed Windows box, it’s a not-so-subtle nod to control, efficiency, and operating systems that don’t need hand-holding. It’s not here to be cute. It’s here to be correct.
Soft, lightweight, and cut with a relaxed fit, this shirt is made for people who are perfectly comfortable opening a terminal—and closing arguments. Ideal for long coding sessions, tech meetups, or calmly asserting superiority while grabbing coffee.
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft, breathable fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
HellaNerdy tip: pairs well with high system uptime and absolutely zero tolerance for forced updates.
If you want it a touch sharper, sassier, or more understated, say the word—I’ll tweak the snark level accordingly.
Linux: My computer can beat up your computer - Women’s Relaxed V-Neck T-shirt
$34.00 USD
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You didn’t choose Linux to be agreeable. You chose it because it does what you tell it to do, stays out of your way, and never assumes it knows better than you.This V-neck tee keeps the message loud and clear. Featuring our battle-ready penguin squaring up against a visibly distressed Windows box, it’s a not-so-subtle nod to control, efficiency, and operating systems that don’t need hand-holding. It’s not here to be cute. It’s here to be correct.
Soft, lightweight, and cut with a relaxed fit, this shirt is made for people who are perfectly comfortable opening a terminal—and closing arguments. Ideal for long coding sessions, tech meetups, or calmly asserting superiority while grabbing coffee.
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft, breathable fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
HellaNerdy tip: pairs well with high system uptime and absolutely zero tolerance for forced updates.
If you want it a touch sharper, sassier, or more understated, say the word—I’ll tweak the snark level accordingly.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 25 | 34 - 37 |
| M | 25 ¼ | 38 - 41 |
| L | 26 ½ | 42 - 45 |
| XL | 27 ½ | 46 - 49 |
| 2XL | 28 | 50 - 53 |