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Soft on the outside, smooth on the inside, and sturdy enough to survive long nights of debugging, gaming, studying, or explaining why your joke was actually funny if you understood the reference. It’s the kind of hoodie that quietly becomes your default, whether you meant it to or not.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Nerd Life (Elements) - Unisex Hoodie
$49.50 USD
Description --
This is the hoodie you throw on when the temperature drops and your brain decides it’s time to think about science, sarcasm, and why caffeine should probably be a vitamin. “Nerd Life” isn’t just printed on the front—it’s a cozy declaration of who you are and what you’re into.Soft on the outside, smooth on the inside, and sturdy enough to survive long nights of debugging, gaming, studying, or explaining why your joke was actually funny if you understood the reference. It’s the kind of hoodie that quietly becomes your default, whether you meant it to or not.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |