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Nerd Life (Elements) - Unisex t-shirt

Black Heather / S
$26.00 USD
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Nerd Life (Elements) - Unisex t-shirt

$26.00 USD

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This shirt is for people who look at the periodic table and immediately start making bad puns in their head. “Nerd Life” isn’t just a phase of matter—it’s a lifestyle choice, and this tee wears it proudly.

It’s soft, lightweight, and flexible enough to survive everything from marathon coding sessions to late-night Wikipedia rabbit holes. Comfortable without feeling flimsy, flattering without trying too hard—basically the kind of shirt you’ll keep reaching for while explaining why technically lithium shouldn’t be doing that.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61

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