Nerd Life in Glasses - Unisex Hoodie
Black / S
$49.50 USD
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You layer up for it.
The NERD LIFE hoodie takes the same clean, unmistakable design and gives it long-sleeve commitment. Front and center: a minimalist vector of classic nerdy glasses, with NERD in one lens and LIFE in the other—because once your brain locks onto something interesting, comfort becomes a priority. It’s subtle, readable, and instantly recognizable to anyone who’s ever said “I’ll stop after this one more article.”
No loud graphics. No performative geekery. Just a calm signal that curiosity won, and you planned ahead for colder rooms and late nights. Multiple color options let you decide how loudly—or quietly—you broadcast it.
This hoodie is built for extended thinking sessions. Soft, smooth, and comfortably warm without feeling bulky, it’s the kind of layer you forget you’re wearing until you realize you’ve been sitting still for three hours. Durable enough for coding, gaming, reading, or standing in the kitchen explaining why the fun fact actually needs context. Pre-shrunk and reliably sized, because chaos belongs in ideas, not clothing.
Nerdy details (kept cozy, obviously):
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid that awkward center crease
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket (for hands, notes, or existential dread)
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Wear it proudly. Pull up the hood.
Live the NERD LIFE—comfortably.
Nerd Life in Glasses - Unisex Hoodie
$49.50 USD
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You don’t choose the nerd life.You layer up for it.
The NERD LIFE hoodie takes the same clean, unmistakable design and gives it long-sleeve commitment. Front and center: a minimalist vector of classic nerdy glasses, with NERD in one lens and LIFE in the other—because once your brain locks onto something interesting, comfort becomes a priority. It’s subtle, readable, and instantly recognizable to anyone who’s ever said “I’ll stop after this one more article.”
No loud graphics. No performative geekery. Just a calm signal that curiosity won, and you planned ahead for colder rooms and late nights. Multiple color options let you decide how loudly—or quietly—you broadcast it.
This hoodie is built for extended thinking sessions. Soft, smooth, and comfortably warm without feeling bulky, it’s the kind of layer you forget you’re wearing until you realize you’ve been sitting still for three hours. Durable enough for coding, gaming, reading, or standing in the kitchen explaining why the fun fact actually needs context. Pre-shrunk and reliably sized, because chaos belongs in ideas, not clothing.
Nerdy details (kept cozy, obviously):
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid that awkward center crease
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket (for hands, notes, or existential dread)
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Wear it proudly. Pull up the hood.
Live the NERD LIFE—comfortably.