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Some people bring vibes.
You bring receipts.
“Primary Sources … or it didn’t happen” isn’t just a shirt — it’s a lifestyle choice. It’s for the nerd who won’t share the headline without reading the study, who scrolls straight to the citations, and who quietly knows that screenshots aren’t scholarship. Subtle? Yes. Petty? Maybe a little. Accurate? Always.
Perfect for debates, classrooms, comment sections, or just silently asserting intellectual dominance while grabbing coffee.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Because if it’s not cited… it’s just a story.
Primary Sources, Or It Didn't Happen - Unisex t-shirt
$26.00 USD
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Some people bring opinions.Some people bring vibes.
You bring receipts.
“Primary Sources … or it didn’t happen” isn’t just a shirt — it’s a lifestyle choice. It’s for the nerd who won’t share the headline without reading the study, who scrolls straight to the citations, and who quietly knows that screenshots aren’t scholarship. Subtle? Yes. Petty? Maybe a little. Accurate? Always.
Perfect for debates, classrooms, comment sections, or just silently asserting intellectual dominance while grabbing coffee.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Because if it’s not cited… it’s just a story.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |