Linux: My computer can beat up your computer - Unisex T-Shirt
Black / S
$21.00 USD
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This tee says the quiet part out loud. Featuring our battle-ready penguin squaring up against a visibly panicking Windows box, it’s a love letter to efficiency, control, and computers that don’t need to be babysat. Subtle? No. Accurate? Absolutely.
Soft, lightweight, and built for people who know what a terminal is — this shirt is perfect for coding sessions, tech meetups, or casually asserting dominance in public spaces.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for durability
HellaNerdy tip: best worn while your system uptime quietly embarrasses everyone else.
Linux: My computer can beat up your computer - Unisex T-Shirt
$21.00 USD
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You didn’t choose Linux to be polite. You chose it because it works, it doesn’t ask permission, and it definitely doesn’t install random junk behind your back.This tee says the quiet part out loud. Featuring our battle-ready penguin squaring up against a visibly panicking Windows box, it’s a love letter to efficiency, control, and computers that don’t need to be babysat. Subtle? No. Accurate? Absolutely.
Soft, lightweight, and built for people who know what a terminal is — this shirt is perfect for coding sessions, tech meetups, or casually asserting dominance in public spaces.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for durability
HellaNerdy tip: best worn while your system uptime quietly embarrasses everyone else.