sudo -rm -rf / -- Unisex Hoodie
Black / S
$49.50 USD
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The exterior looks clean and understated; the inside is pure cozy chaos control. Made from a durable cotton-poly blend with air-jet spun yarn, it’s smooth to the touch and resistant to pilling—because the hoodie shouldn’t degrade just because everything else did. The double-lined hood and matching drawcord keep things snug, while the front pouch pocket is perfect for hands, phone, or quiet regret.
It’s warm enough for cooler evenings, resilient enough for everyday wear, and subtle enough that only the right people will get it. Which is exactly the point.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
sudo -rm -rf / -- Unisex Hoodie
$49.50 USD
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This is the hoodie you reach for when the servers are quiet, the room is cold, and you’re absolutely not running that command in production. Soft, warm, and dangerously comfortable, it’s built for late nights, long weekends, and anyone who understands why this design is funny without needing it explained.The exterior looks clean and understated; the inside is pure cozy chaos control. Made from a durable cotton-poly blend with air-jet spun yarn, it’s smooth to the touch and resistant to pilling—because the hoodie shouldn’t degrade just because everything else did. The double-lined hood and matching drawcord keep things snug, while the front pouch pocket is perfect for hands, phone, or quiet regret.
It’s warm enough for cooler evenings, resilient enough for everyday wear, and subtle enough that only the right people will get it. Which is exactly the point.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem