Ask me about my SaaS (Sarcasm as a Service) - Unisex T-Shirt
Black Heather / S
$20.00 USD
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The Ask me about my SaaS tee is a clean, minimalist design with a punchline baked right into the architecture. “SaaS” appears large and outlined in crisp white, immediately triggering curiosity—then immediately undercut by the fine print: (Sarcasm as a Service). It’s the perfect icebreaker for people who’ve shipped products, sat through pitch decks, or heard the phrase “just one more pivot” one too many times.
No logos. No buzzwords. Just a subtle invitation for questions you absolutely do not want to answer. Choose from multiple fabric colors and let the typography do the talking while you quietly enjoy the joke.
The shirt itself is production-ready. Soft, lightweight, and flexible in all the right ways, it’s comfortable enough for long workdays, conference floors, or explaining (again) why your SaaS isn’t “basically just an app.” Pre-shrunk and reliably sized, because regressions belong in code, not cotton.
Nerdy details (fully documented):
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric (no surprise breaking changes)
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Wear it to meetups. Wear it to parties. Wear it while avoiding eye contact with anyone holding a venture capital business card.
Ask me about my SaaS (Sarcasm as a Service) - Unisex T-Shirt
$20.00 USD
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Everything else has an -aas acronym ... why not you?The Ask me about my SaaS tee is a clean, minimalist design with a punchline baked right into the architecture. “SaaS” appears large and outlined in crisp white, immediately triggering curiosity—then immediately undercut by the fine print: (Sarcasm as a Service). It’s the perfect icebreaker for people who’ve shipped products, sat through pitch decks, or heard the phrase “just one more pivot” one too many times.
No logos. No buzzwords. Just a subtle invitation for questions you absolutely do not want to answer. Choose from multiple fabric colors and let the typography do the talking while you quietly enjoy the joke.
The shirt itself is production-ready. Soft, lightweight, and flexible in all the right ways, it’s comfortable enough for long workdays, conference floors, or explaining (again) why your SaaS isn’t “basically just an app.” Pre-shrunk and reliably sized, because regressions belong in code, not cotton.
Nerdy details (fully documented):
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric (no surprise breaking changes)
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Wear it to meetups. Wear it to parties. Wear it while avoiding eye contact with anyone holding a venture capital business card.