Funny Grammar Definition - Unisex Hoodie
Black / S
$49.50 USD
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Front and center, the design delivers a clean, dictionary-style definition that cuts straight to the point:
No graphics. No fluff. Just beautifully brutal text that lets everyone know you notice things. And yes—you will silently judge them if they don’t.
The hoodie itself is exactly what you want it to be: soft, smooth, and reliably cozy without feeling bulky or sloppy. It’s the kind of hoodie you throw on for cooler evenings, late-night debates, or correcting strangers on the internet (politely… or not).
Made with air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling, it stays comfortable and presentable long after lesser hoodies have given up. The double-lined hood and front pouch pocket keep it practical, while the quarter-turned body means no annoying crease down the middle—because symmetry matters.
Basically, it’s warm, comfortable, and grammatically correct. Unlike some people.
The nerdy details (because of course):
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Wear it proudly. Correct silently. Smirk responsibly.
Funny Grammar Definition - Unisex Hoodie
$49.50 USD
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This hoodie is for people who appreciate precision. Linguistic precision. The kind that separates confidence from catastrophe with a single apostrophe.Front and center, the design delivers a clean, dictionary-style definition that cuts straight to the point:
No graphics. No fluff. Just beautifully brutal text that lets everyone know you notice things. And yes—you will silently judge them if they don’t.
The hoodie itself is exactly what you want it to be: soft, smooth, and reliably cozy without feeling bulky or sloppy. It’s the kind of hoodie you throw on for cooler evenings, late-night debates, or correcting strangers on the internet (politely… or not).
Made with air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling, it stays comfortable and presentable long after lesser hoodies have given up. The double-lined hood and front pouch pocket keep it practical, while the quarter-turned body means no annoying crease down the middle—because symmetry matters.
Basically, it’s warm, comfortable, and grammatically correct. Unlike some people.
The nerdy details (because of course):
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Wear it proudly. Correct silently. Smirk responsibly.