Funny Grammar Definition - Women’s V-Neck T-shirt
Solid Black Blend / S
$34.00 USD
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Clean, text-only, and ruthlessly precise, this shirt delivers a dictionary-style definition that does not negotiate with your feelings:
“Grammar (n): The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
No graphics. No fluff. Just a perfectly constructed sentence doing exactly what grammar was invented to do—remove ambiguity and expose the problem.
Soft, lightweight, and cut with a relaxed fit, this tee is comfortable enough for everyday wear and sharp enough to feel intentional. The V-neck adds just enough polish while the fabric stays smooth and breathable—because a grammar joke should age better than the arguments it quietly dismantles.
Wear it to work, out with friends, or while silently judging apostrophe abuse in the wild. This shirt doesn’t shout. It doesn’t need to. Grammar is already doing the heavy lifting.
The nerdy details (obviously):
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft, breathable fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
HellaNerdy tip: best worn while saying nothing and being right anyway.
If you want a version that’s slightly more office-safe—or slightly more savage—I can dial the tone with surgical precision.
Funny Grammar Definition - Women’s V-Neck T-shirt
$34.00 USD
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This is the V-neck equivalent of a raised eyebrow.Clean, text-only, and ruthlessly precise, this shirt delivers a dictionary-style definition that does not negotiate with your feelings:
“Grammar (n): The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
No graphics. No fluff. Just a perfectly constructed sentence doing exactly what grammar was invented to do—remove ambiguity and expose the problem.
Soft, lightweight, and cut with a relaxed fit, this tee is comfortable enough for everyday wear and sharp enough to feel intentional. The V-neck adds just enough polish while the fabric stays smooth and breathable—because a grammar joke should age better than the arguments it quietly dismantles.
Wear it to work, out with friends, or while silently judging apostrophe abuse in the wild. This shirt doesn’t shout. It doesn’t need to. Grammar is already doing the heavy lifting.
The nerdy details (obviously):
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft, breathable fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
HellaNerdy tip: best worn while saying nothing and being right anyway.
If you want a version that’s slightly more office-safe—or slightly more savage—I can dial the tone with surgical precision.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 25 | 34 - 37 |
| M | 25 ¼ | 38 - 41 |
| L | 26 ½ | 42 - 45 |
| XL | 27 ½ | 46 - 49 |
| 2XL | 28 | 50 - 53 |