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It works because it’s science.
This women’s V-neck tee is a clean, minimalist celebration of reality doing the heavy lifting. SCIENCE sits boldly up top, a crisp white atom anchors the design, and the tagline below delivers the quiet mic drop: Like magic, but real! No spells. No crystals. No unexplained forces—just reproducible results and a solid sense of humor.
Simple typography. Clean vector lines. Zero mysticism. This shirt is for people who know the difference between wonder and wishful thinking—and appreciate that the universe is far more impressive when it’s actually understood. The V-neck adds just enough polish while keeping the look relaxed and intentional.
Soft, lightweight, and cut with a comfortable, relaxed fit, this tee is as reliable as the scientific method itself. Durable enough for labs, classrooms, conferences, or patiently explaining (again) why correlation isn’t causation—and comfortable enough for everyday wear. Pre-shrunk and consistently sized, because variables should be controlled.
Nerdy details (peer-reviewed):
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft, breathable fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
HellaNerdy tip: wear it proudly. Test your hypotheses. Repeat if necessary.
Science: Like Magic, But Real! - Women’s V-Neck T-shirt
$34.00 USD
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It looks like magic.It works because it’s science.
This women’s V-neck tee is a clean, minimalist celebration of reality doing the heavy lifting. SCIENCE sits boldly up top, a crisp white atom anchors the design, and the tagline below delivers the quiet mic drop: Like magic, but real! No spells. No crystals. No unexplained forces—just reproducible results and a solid sense of humor.
Simple typography. Clean vector lines. Zero mysticism. This shirt is for people who know the difference between wonder and wishful thinking—and appreciate that the universe is far more impressive when it’s actually understood. The V-neck adds just enough polish while keeping the look relaxed and intentional.
Soft, lightweight, and cut with a comfortable, relaxed fit, this tee is as reliable as the scientific method itself. Durable enough for labs, classrooms, conferences, or patiently explaining (again) why correlation isn’t causation—and comfortable enough for everyday wear. Pre-shrunk and consistently sized, because variables should be controlled.
Nerdy details (peer-reviewed):
• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft, breathable fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
HellaNerdy tip: wear it proudly. Test your hypotheses. Repeat if necessary.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 25 | 34 - 37 |
| M | 25 ¼ | 38 - 41 |
| L | 26 ½ | 42 - 45 |
| XL | 27 ½ | 46 - 49 |
| 2XL | 28 | 50 - 53 |