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sudo -rm -rf / -- Unisex T-Shirt

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$21.00 USD
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sudo -rm -rf / -- Unisex T-Shirt

$21.00 USD

Description --

You’ve just discovered the shirt equivalent of running a command without a safety net. Clean, clever, and immediately recognizable to anyone who’s ever lived in a terminal window, this tee quietly broadcasts “I know what this does… and I still shouldn’t.”

The design does the talking, but the shirt backs it up. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for long debugging sessions, late-night deployments, or explaining—again—why this command is a terrible idea. Double stitching on the neckline and sleeves adds durability, because unlike your filesystem, this shirt is built to survive.

The fit is classic, the feel is premium, and the message is a public service announcement disguised as a joke. Wear it responsibly.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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