Linux: My computer can beat up your computer - Unisex Hoodie
Black / S
$49.50 USD
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Featuring our battle-ready Linux penguin reminding a very stressed Windows box how this usually ends, this hoodie is for people who prefer systems that are fast, clean, and don’t come preloaded with nonsense. It’s a cozy declaration of technical superiority, wrapped in soft fabric and quiet confidence.
Perfect for late-night coding, chilly server rooms, or casually asserting dominance while grabbing coffee. Warm, durable, and comfortable enough to wear while your machine does exactly what you told it to do.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
HellaNerdy tip: pairs well with high uptime, low tolerance for bloat, and mild smugness.
Linux: My computer can beat up your computer - Unisex Hoodie
$49.50 USD
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Some hoodies keep you warm. This one keeps you right.Featuring our battle-ready Linux penguin reminding a very stressed Windows box how this usually ends, this hoodie is for people who prefer systems that are fast, clean, and don’t come preloaded with nonsense. It’s a cozy declaration of technical superiority, wrapped in soft fabric and quiet confidence.
Perfect for late-night coding, chilly server rooms, or casually asserting dominance while grabbing coffee. Warm, durable, and comfortable enough to wear while your machine does exactly what you told it to do.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
HellaNerdy tip: pairs well with high uptime, low tolerance for bloat, and mild smugness.