Enthusiastic Sports! Hoodie - Unisex Hoodie
Black / S
$42.00 USD
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This hoodie is for the brave nerds who find themselves at Super Bowl parties, office watch events, or sports bars by pure social obligation. You’re participating. Technically. The word SPORTS! is front and center—large, loud, and doing all the heavy lifting—while the rest of the phrase sells just enough enthusiasm to pass casual inspection. It’s the wearable equivalent of saying, “Wow, what a play,” and immediately changing the subject.
Minimalist text. Maximum irony. No teams, no players, no stats—just a cheerful declaration of enthusiasm that cannot be challenged without starting an argument. Wear it while eating wings, explaining D&D mechanics, or quietly rooting for the commercials and halftime show.
Under the hood (literally), this thing delivers. Incredibly soft, cozy, and warm, it’s built for long couch sessions, cold living rooms, and outdoor gatherings where everyone insists it’s “not that cold.” The front pouch pocket handles snacks, cold hands, or your phone while you Google the rules.
Hoodie specs (because details matter):
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer:
This hoodie runs a smidge small. For the perfect fit, order one size larger than usual—because nothing kills fake enthusiasm faster than a tight hoodie.
Put it on. Nod knowingly. You’re enthusiastic. About SPORTS!
Enthusiastic Sports! Hoodie - Unisex Hoodie
$42.00 USD
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Look at you. So enthusiastic. About… SPORTS!This hoodie is for the brave nerds who find themselves at Super Bowl parties, office watch events, or sports bars by pure social obligation. You’re participating. Technically. The word SPORTS! is front and center—large, loud, and doing all the heavy lifting—while the rest of the phrase sells just enough enthusiasm to pass casual inspection. It’s the wearable equivalent of saying, “Wow, what a play,” and immediately changing the subject.
Minimalist text. Maximum irony. No teams, no players, no stats—just a cheerful declaration of enthusiasm that cannot be challenged without starting an argument. Wear it while eating wings, explaining D&D mechanics, or quietly rooting for the commercials and halftime show.
Under the hood (literally), this thing delivers. Incredibly soft, cozy, and warm, it’s built for long couch sessions, cold living rooms, and outdoor gatherings where everyone insists it’s “not that cold.” The front pouch pocket handles snacks, cold hands, or your phone while you Google the rules.
Hoodie specs (because details matter):
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer:
This hoodie runs a smidge small. For the perfect fit, order one size larger than usual—because nothing kills fake enthusiasm faster than a tight hoodie.
Put it on. Nod knowingly. You’re enthusiastic. About SPORTS!